"Breaking News: North Korea Invades" by The Happily Ever After Agency - 6.3.18

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Entry Submitted by The Happily Ever After Agency at 12:08 AM EDT on June 3, 2018



Hey Gals and Guys ..

I Don't Normally Get Involved In Serious Posts ..

You Ask Why ? , Cause They Serious , Hellooooo ....

But I Feel The Overwhelming Need To In This Case ..

The Following Footage Was Smuggled Out Of North Korea , Only Days Ago ...

Several People Lost There Lives , In Getting This Shocking Footage Out To The Western World ...

To Sensitive Readers or Viewers ...

You Might Want To Stop Reading Or Watching Now ...

This Footage Of A Missile Barrage ...



Followed By An Untold Number Of Morters ...



Unconfirmed Reports Of Several Injuries Have Come In ...

One Soldier Got Smoke In His Eye and Its All Red Now ...

Another Soldier Got Mauled By , What Can Only Be Described As A Killer Ladybug , Eeeeeeek ...

All Footage Has Been Authenticated By The University Of Kinshasa ( Capital of the Congo ) ...



What A Silly Man E-J Is ...

That's Mr Sir Silly To You Thanks ...

Hey If You Are Wondering Where The RV Is Folks ...

It's All About Timing ...



We Are Blessed We Are Loved , We Are Beings Of Pure Light ....

The RV Is Like An Ex Lover ,That Has Your House Key ...

One Morning You Will Wake Up , And It Will Be There , In Your Bed , Stairing At You Wide Eyed , With A Weird Grin , Winking Slowly , Breathing Softly On Your Neck ....

Ok , I'm A Bit Scared Now , Some One Turn On The Lights Please ...

Look I Wrote A Whole Post , With No Swear Words , Sexual References or Half Naked Ladies ...

Credit Where Credit Is Due Please ..

Love You All ...

E-J ..



Ps : If I Get A Chill Or A Disinfo ...

I Will Shove That Rocket Up Your Ass ( Whaaat Just Saying , You Know You Been Thinking It ) ....

Aaaaaaghhhhh Bro , You Were Doing So Well ...



In The Immortal Words Of Dr Seuss ..

" It Is Fun To Have Fun But You Have To Know How " ...



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